I must have passed out
I remember the bartender saying last rounds
I had a triple brandy I guzzled the glass down
and then everything just faded into the background
I'm fucking smashed now, at the kebab house
walking up to random people with my sack out
fuck is that bout? me and my bad mouth
got me scrapping, had to go and knock this man out
(Yo that's a girl flash,) well, i couldnt back down
she wanted beef and i couldnt deal with that mad cow
(sirens) shit I know that sounds
I better take off my jacket and turn my hat round
headed to that strip club, the pussycat lounge
but its a tenner in and i'm down to my last pound
so i just sit on a bench and i wait for hand outs
and i'm so pissed out my head it feels like a damn couch
and that's how I slept through work and got layed off
woke up, breath stinking of yesterday's shots
with an "I've just licked clean an ash tray" cough
alcoholic shakes worse than Michael J Fox
so you can see me steaming saying fuck a lame job
swiggin a Super T until this rap shit pays off
and this for all my people that don't take a day off
and i dont mean from work i mean from gettin wasted
cmon